Bad Mood Friday

I admit it, I've woke up in a bad mood. It could be the fact I have to got to job school later, the lack of sleep or the hangover that's kicking in and the fact I have no smokes at hand. My hangover days follow the same pattern I wake up, I get annoyed by the tinyest little thing that someone has done, and I snap, its then My mission to point out the fact am annoyed.
My hangover attack today is photo albums on Facebook, but more on the names and content. Don't get me wrong calling a Album 'Wedding Photos' then filling it with photographs of your wedding is expected, same goes for photos of my dog and photos of my half naked asleep model girlfriend.
No it shite like random, Nights out (or nights out that are given a date after it NIGHT OUT 2-08-09 LOLZ LOLZ. The date thing after a title bugs me to no end, if comes across as showing a few things
1: Look how Out going and fun I am to be around, the date oh just to prove to people how often I go out and fun I am (double fun here kids)
2: Am so busy, I need to keep track of my calander by Facebook photos.
3: add your own, I was going to work something about STD's and pregrencies into it.

The random thing bugs the shit out of me, it really does. I'll tell you why,
A few years ago I was at a party, I was drunk, I got talking to this quite pretty thing, well I say talking this is what happened,

"Hey how you doing, My name's is Dave, who are you?"
I was drunk and forgot my manners

"Am Lucy and am weird"
Am not sure if her name was Lucy, I was drunk

"hmmm reallly I need more beer......"

I wasn't scared off by crazy lady. I really did another beer, then I hunted down the son of bitch who invitied her to this party and gave him a ear beating.

" DUDE, CRAZY GIRL IN YELLOW "

"Who?"

" LUCY "

" Ah what about her ?"

" She told me she was weird."

" That bugs you dude ? "

" Yes, weird people don't say there weird, you find out there weird "

I left it at that and got very drunk, danced half naked in the basement and passed out at 6 in the morning watching sunday morning cartoons.

So its this cross over from saying your weird, and people finding out your weird. Its like finding an emo, looking at him and knowing he's emo and you don't ask if he is emo, because you know. Unlike the little emo fucks who dance and jump and sing that there emo, there not emo, there attention seeking fucks,
another expamle, cutters, you only find a cutter out by accident, they never tell.

So bringing it back to my bad mood friday. People who create albums on facebook call it random, in some vein attempt to seem wacky adding depth to an already hallow 2d profile. It just seems like people's commom sense has gone out the window went it comes to thess albums. Find that person who trys a little too hard, you know the one, and hunt for a random album of wacky and crazy stuff and see if it makes you feel like you want to drink with that crazy and whacky person who has a snow cone on his head.

These people are trying too hard to show of to get noticed by the 200 friends they have, to make it seem like there are not sad and a loser on facebook home of the ADD kids.
Huh i've lost my train of though......

Update

Am currently going through and updating, reworking Robot from Mars. Trying different approaches to the pages and art and added a little bit more. I should really at some point begin work on my zuda submission.

There we go.

What am working on...Part 2...

A tweeked verison of the 1st page.

What am working on.......

"The Robot From Mars" a little homage to 1950 esq sci fi films. It has a giant robot, a small town, some mad scientist people, a war room, a president you don't want to mess with, and some mild violence and a bit of swearing.


1st page...

10 resons picture list

There are spelling mistakes I know. I think my spelling is getting worser as I get older.

10 More Reasons You Should Not Hire Me

This is another 10 Reasons why I should not be hired by an employer.

My Blackmailing Skills.
If hired, I would have an affair with the Boss.When they call time on the affair I will black mail them into giving me a higher position.

My New Letterheads.
I will photocopy areas of myself best left unseen. I will then used this as my new letterheads which I will send out to everyone.

My Respect For My Boss.
I will call everyone higher then me as “Bubblecakes” male or female, am not sexist.

My Contributions.
Any contributions am asked to make will always be 2 dead bees, a flying monkey and a pint of blood. Be this for a leaving present or a group disscussion.

My Interaction With Other People.
I will see them as my playthings for I am lord and master of this place you call Earth.

My Work
In every project I work on, somewhere I will place a very small picture of a Gummi Bear

My Dress Sense
If you were to ever have dress down Friday. I would come in naked expect for a bow tie and a smile.

My Fears.
I will remind you every time you send an e-mail that Skynet has logged it and will use it against you when it enslaves humanity.

My Slide Into Madness.
Remeber the boat scene from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. That is what the slide is expect it’s 50 ft and attachs to fire escapes and is 100% non toxic.

My Friend
If a deadline is looming and I haven’t done something, Its because my friend was suppose to do it for me. His name is Harvey he’s a 6ft white rabbit.

10 Reasons Why You Should Not Hire Me.

I applyed for a job as a rail travel consult. Which is basicly booking train tickets for rich people to travel first class who are too lazy to use the internet. Which was my entire application and my cv thrown in there for good measure.
I recevied the quickest rejection letter in the history of my job seeking histroy. With the letter citing 5 reasons why I was not going to be asked for an interview. The main big one being

" You don't have full understanding of a computer system used to book train tickets "

I do its called the network rail site, I type in where am going where I want to get to. I've used it to get to Wales, to get to London, planned a trip to Long Eaton. It's not that hard. Not to be dishearted by this and amused by the childish feel of the letter I wrote my own list of 10 reasons why I should not be employed by anyone.

Reason 1:

My Own Safety.
20 % of the Skelmersdale work force is unemployed. That is 2,000 people who would be infuriated if I was hired.

Reason 2:
My Collection.
You will be adding to my collection of rejection letters. It is less embarrassing then a stamp collection.

Reason 3:
My Pets.
Employment will hamper the creation of the Blue Flying Monkeys. Wings of an Eagle, body of a Gorilla and the physics of a Bumble Bee.

Reason4:
My Caffine Addiction.
My blood is 50% coffee. Hiring me will double what you spend on coffee.

Reason 5:
My True Love.
I am in love with my JSA advisor. Everytime I go in and she looks at me with that contempt and pity in her eyes it sends tingles down my spine. Would you really rob me of that ?

Reason 6:
My Tan.
When the sun shines down and you wish you where in a beer garden. I am. I am sat there spending your tax money on Salt and Vinegar crisps and working on my tan.

Reason 7:
My Career as a Ninja.
When unemployed for a certain time, I will sent on a Job Centre retraining course to aid me for employment. I am hoping they train me as a ninja.

Reason 8:
My Interests.
Jeremy Kyle and This Morning, a human circus follwed by a light topical news show. What better way is there to start ones day.

Reason 9:
My Family.
My family love seeing me each day as I do them.

Reason 10 :
My Hobby.
Not working means I can stalk Megan Fox via the internet all day.